'Cause you're the apple to my pie''

tinkerlu:

mond0:

mond0:

mond0:

mond0:

991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house

IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG

STOP RELBGGOING THIS

iM CALLIGN THE COPS

make sure you call the right number this time

astudyintimelords:

So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

twelvefootmountaintroll:

i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”

and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”

and i’ll say “no like the font”